The Call of Cthulhu | Print |

A poem inspired by Neil Gaiman's short story I, Cthulhu (http://www.neilgaiman.com/p/Cool%20Stuff/Short%20Stories/I%20Cthulhu) which in turn is based upon H.P. Lovecraft's book The Call of Cthulhu.

Cthulhu is a creature
Who's like you never saw.
Head to toe in tenticles
Big hands and massive claw.
Cthulhu waits a dreaming
So he might live again.
When he will rule this earth
And claim back his domain.
But poor Cthulhu’s lonely
He longs to find a mate
Someone to share his life with
Or p'raps a casual date.
Cthulhu likes to slither.
Cthulhu loves to spawn.
Could you make Cthulhu happy?
Could you make squiddy porn?
If you answer yes to all these things,
Please, pick up the phone.
Dial 0845 ink me up and
Speak after the tone.
I am Cthulhu, Lord of all.
I wait to get your call.