Geekboy likes his Atari ST
Geekboy likes Warhammer.
But most of all what Geekboy likes
Is Rachel-Jane O’Conner.
He told his best friend Johnny
Who then told Rachel-Jane
She said “Eugh!” and everyone heard
How Geekboy’s hopes were slain.

Geekboy studied harder then
And did well in his GCSEs
He went to university
And passed his courses with ease.
Rachel-Jane flunked out of school
She didn’t know what to do.
So she became a prostitute
And left the life she knew.

The moral – be nice to geeks. I was going to have a 3rd verse where Geekboy meets Rachel-Jane again and caves in her skull (with his now vingage Atari) but thought that might be a bit much.