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I'm hoping work will calm down soon... However I'm still going with the poems - I think my favourite of this lot is the one about drinking whisky. I've really been enjoying writing serious poems lately. Not like me at all - I know! Sometime this month I've got to write a thing for Dean Burnett's science gig (which should be a lot of fun) and I've got a Burlesque gig in Cardiff on 28th Feb - fun fun fun. #61 - The cat The cat doesn't like the cold. He's getting a little bit old And still never does as he's told But he does like to go out and fight Even though his joints, are not quite right. #62 - Dinosaur I once found a dinosaur In my kitchen sink Despite the expert's point of view The dinosaur was pink. #63 - Baby Brain She's spilt coffee on the breakfast. She's got baby brain. She's forgotten what she's saying. She's got baby brain. I can't think of any more lines for the poem... I've got baby brain. #64 - Legal High They made all illegal drugs legal. Oh what taxable joy. They didn't foresee, The effect it would have Upon Master Chef. The winner, With his cocaine coconut surprise And his heroin baked haddock, Had the judges begging for more. #65 - Rover the Wonder Cat Blink and you miss it Pink and dismissive Over the underpass Rover the wonder cat Named by a football fan Tamed but he still could kill Out for a fight tonight Lout with a bite to take Swearing as he trots by Wearing his football shirt Pink and white away kit Blink and you'll take a hit. #66 - Whisky Whisky Evaporating slowly on my tongue. Fills my mouth with incandescent joy. I feel. I feel. Mellow and forlorn. Slowly swallow Smoky breathe breathes still night air. I hold it. And it holds me. I watch it dance about the tumbler. Feel it slide upon my palate. A deep inhalation then. Struck with bitter joy. Labour's end and leisure's toy. A night off. A night well spent. #67 - Beard Decision I think I might shave off my beard. It's not that I think it looks weird But I miss my wife's normal affection As our marriage moves in a more formal direction. I think that the beard might go. I do think that it does look good though. Perhaps it might stay for a while I'll force her to cuddle with my scratchy smile. Yes, for now the beard will stay I can't believe I started to sway I must behave with more bearded conviction. Perhaps hide the razor somewhere in the kitchen. #68 - Moment A moment of weakness Brief but disastrous Leaving consequences in its wake. A moment of reflection Steeped in horror For that which now will come. A moment of anticipation Inevitable and remorseful Like the vole your cat brings in. A moment of mystery When foreseen times Come not to pass. A moment of joy When you are Mistaken. #69 - Give up Sometimes I think that I should give in Give up And who would regret My absence? Would I be missed? I insist I try my hardest To be the best that I can be Perhaps it's not enough Perhaps Perhaps I'm not liked I'll keep going But this is the closest I've been To giving in. #70 - A Star Because of the nature of things Recycling on a subatomic level Conservation of energy in all its forms Although they seem so far One day An age distant You may well become a star* *Well, an infinitesimally small part of you might become an insignificantly tiny part of a star. #71 - Scrabble From the tinkling tiles From the first letter drawn From the first word lain To the last word played. I love Scrabble. From a seven letter word From a good use of doubles From an X on a triple To the grumbles at Q. I. I love Scrabble. From consulting "the book" From a word that's spelt correctly From a triple word score To a cheeky little swear. I love Scrabble. From the moment I first played Until my final days I'll love Scrabble And playing it with you.
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